The Bottom Row

From: Cynthia
To: New York Office
Subject: NEW coffee blend has arrived 

Good afternoon,    

The Colombia Blend Coffee has arrived and is at the bottom row of the coffee station.    

There’s still a good amount of French Vanilla which you can enjoy and find on top of the white microwave.    

Enjoy the new coffee blend!    

Kind regards, 

Cynthia
Office Manager  

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Hear ye, hear ye
Attention all employees 
From Colombia it arrives 
Into our bitter lives. 
A new blend in the kitchen 
To stop all your bitchin’. 
Through democratic vote 
A treat for the throat. 
Ignore the burnt taste. 
Quick, make haste. 
Not a penny you’ll spend 
For this new dark blend— 
Think of all you’ll save. 
Coffee atop the microwave 
In aromatic French Vanilla 
Reminds you of the sunny villa 
That you’ve never been to 
Because of how little we pay you.    

Enjoy the new coffee blend!  

Cynthia 
Office Manager