The Face of Habitat

From: Julia
To: James
Subject: a very professional and important urgant email filled with important things

hey,

im just emailing you in this very professional and formal format to let you know that even though haven’t been taking notes or giving any good ideas at the meetings that i am very capable of being secretary. I figured that these summer meetings were just ya know brainstorming! and i haven’t been giving any ideas because i just get nervous in large groups as well as small ones i guess until i get comfortable. and i told some people about my ideas for the club and they were like thats dumb. I thought of an abstract expressionist BBQ and i told ppl and they just laughed at me! sooo yeah im just letting you know that i am a very smart and non bland girl just chock full of ideas which will be expressed in the future. and im very funny! voted most humorous in eigth grade and senior class!

julia

ps: i am also good looking! i dont mean to brag but its true. Im sure we want the face of habitat to be muy calliente no?

pps:
i figured you’ve already seen me naked so there is not reason to be embarrassed anymore. shit i just dig myself deeper!

____

Hey,

Today I write in this formal format
To defend my position as office secretariat.
I’ve not been taking notes, it’s dreadfully true,
Because of my discomfort in groups, I can’t speak on cue.
But when I talk, you all think I’m daft.
My abstract expressionist BBQ? Please don’t laugh!
I’m chock full of ideas, I’m funny and smart,
Most humorous in eighth grade, and that’s quite a start!
And look at my bod, I am muy calliente. 
Should I be writing? I hope this is okay,
I keep digging in deeper, I don’t mean to be crass,
But I’m no longer ashamed, cause you’ve seen my bare ass.

julia