The Unacceptable

From: An Angry PR Person 
To: A Nosy Reporter 
Subject: Request for interview    

I am going to elevate this within [your company].  This is an unacceptable request.  Stay tuned for more push-back.

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A pox on your house and on your request 
Before we had a pleasant entente 
You’ve ruined it by disturbing my rest. 
And so I vow your manager to haunt 
Til through him my wrath shall fall upon you 
So shut up shut up and get a clue.