Mah Awesome

From: A Boyfriend
To: Mass Chain
Subject: Re: Tubing & Brewery AUGUST 21 - $60!!!

I want you all to take note of how mah awesome Terry is. Organising stuff, buying tickets, getting discounts, this woman can do it all!! :D

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Terry is Awesome, Capital A
And saying it to 15 people, that’s totally OK.
Terry is Awesome, always organizing stuff
And she’s always the best when she shows up in the buff.
Terry is Awesome, she gets discounts.
And I’m always saddened when she dismounts
My cock :D