Receive a Horrible Email?

We take emails that are boring, asinine, tedious, or just plain horrible and turn them into equally horrible poems.

If you have some emails that fit this description, please submit them to HorriblePoemsHorribleEmails@gmail.com and we’ll see what, if anything, we can do.

Emails don’t have to be raunchy or obscene. They just have to have the potential to be an awesome (by awesome we mean bad) poem.